Eta. Thanks infohack for the improved title. As a reward, you get one e-brownie, and you may also send me off on a random gif hunt of your choosing. Want Idris Elba half clothed? Or a gerbil getting down to hotline bling? Just sat the word!

So yeah, I have a blacktie formal to go to on Saturday. There is a particular backless dress that I have my eye on wearing. I am sufficiently chesty, that going bra less is really not going to work.(DD) I feel highly skeptical of most of the solutions I’ve seen online (mostly variations on adhesive cups with tape). Has anyone tried them? Or does anyone have any other solutions to recommend? I would like to be able to look nice and also be able to dance without stressing about something coming loose. However, I recognize that this might be too tall of an order...