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Department head: Did you read the press release yet?

Me: Not yet. I’m proofing something else and then I’ll get to it.

DH: I really want to send it to partners.

Me: I can read it over now and have it to you in a few minutes.

DH: No, I just want to send it to them. Are there any glaring errors?

Me: ...

Me:

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Me: Nope, send it to them.

That was 10 am. My day has gotten steadily worse from there.

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