Department head: Did you read the press release yet?
Me: Not yet. I’m proofing something else and then I’ll get to it.
DH: I really want to send it to partners.
Me: I can read it over now and have it to you in a few minutes.
DH: No, I just want to send it to them. Are there any glaring errors?
Me: Nope, send it to them.
That was 10 am. My day has gotten steadily worse from there.