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Carpool buddy: *reading Facebook on phone* So apparently Gwyneth Paltrow thinks we should all steam clean our vaginas. I mean, why? I'm not trying to get the wrinkles out.


Me: Gross. I prefer mine al dente anyway.

Carpool buddy: The best part is that the related article at the bottom is a recipe for steamed clams.

Both: *piss ourselves laughing*

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