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BY FLUTERDAD'S SACRED MUSTACHE

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I WILL GET THIS DAMN POST OUT TONIGHT. YOUR AWKWARD HOST HAS HAD ONE HELL OF A WEEK, BUT SO HAS EVERYONE ELSE, SO WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

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THE RANKINGS FOR ROUND TWO!

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First place: Dweeze's Renaissance Mustache!

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Second Place - croguesberg's BatStache!

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Third Place - Ph.Dad's Poet Mustache!

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Fourth Place - Fluterdale's LadyStache!

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THE SPECIAL AWARD OF OMGSQUEEE!! GOES TO MICRODORK!

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BOBBY DGAF!

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TERRANCE HAS A NEW HOBBY!

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The next round is on a delayed schedule due to people being busy and out-of-town, so here is when to expect more Mustache Battle awesomeness!

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ROUND THREE WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL MONDAY! ROUND THREE WILL BE THE SWIMWEAR COMPETITION! PREPARE YOURSELVES!


THE BLESSINGS OF FLUTERDAD UPON YOU!

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