Yeah, my little bro was a prick to me last week. But he redeemed himself, as he usually does. I love him because he is so rad!

Here's us, as a gif:

If this were for real us, he would be Thor-because he's taller than me and hella strong, and used to wear a cape (adorably until age 8). I would be Loki-I'm not that bad, but I'm the odd one out and also I have brown hair. And also I can rock black, green, and gold like no other. And I pull attention stunts all the time (let's face it, Loki always wants attention).

Heres a recent exchange we had a few weeks ago [yes, it's about The Venture Bros., and the season ended last week. Not relevant, but still makes us sad]:

Me: What did you think of the latest Venture Bros.?

Bro: It was one of the greatest this season. Haha, love Brock. I like that he's still loyal to the Ventures. I have something for you.

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Me: Dude, what?

Sends me the following video:

Me: I HELLA LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!

Bro: Yup, I know how you're the Hunter fan.

Me: That's right Samson. We need to go to comic con. I can be Dean and you could be Hank.

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Bro: Perfect. Or, since your a girl, you could go as Hunter when he was a girl and I could go as Brock.

Me: "THE VILLAGE PEOPLE CALLED AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!"

Bro: ..."YOU PRANCY BASTARD!"

Me: But, as Brock, you'd need a blonde wig. But I could defs see that happening.

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Bro: Yeah. I got work today, so I gotta get on Ace and go to the city. [Note: Ace is his motorcycle].

Me: Have a great day! Remember I am so proud of you and love you very much. Go team [our last name here].

Bro: You too. I know you're dealing with your depression right now, but as Tupac said, keep your head up. I love you and you are a lot stronger than you think. Love you sissy.

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I am so sad we live so far apart. But our relationship is back where it was when we were kids. He gets the reasons I'm mentally ill now, and has been more of a rock than my parents. I wish he would come down here, but he hates the city I live in. But I'll move home in a year, and we can go back to old times where we would go buy candy and eat it in the park.