One of our clients just made a nasty phone call to another client. Client Douchebag called Client Awesome and acted like a jackass because Client Awesome hired someone that Client Douchebag also wanted to hire.

Seriously? You're an adult and you're pouting and now actively annoying people who are not even in your industry or your competition. You both simultaneously exist and utilize our staffing services that's all you have in common. Thank God I'm not Client Douchebag's contact person, because I probably would have told him to go to hell.