Hello, friends! I have so many feelings and let's face it, they're probably not appropriate for io9. This is one of my favourite books of all time - anyone wanna talk about excitement/fears/swooning/dogs for dinner*?

And yes, in case you're wondering, I will also require copious conversation about Crimson Peak, The Night Manager and I Saw The Light because according to my calendar, 2015 is The Year of The Hiddleston.

*If you have not read the book, I apologize - I am in no way advocating dogs for dinner! This book just has the VERY BEST opening line of all time.