So I just has a serious talk with my husband, and it did not go well, and my heart is a little bit broken, and I just want to forget that today ever happened. And I have no gin, and only 1 or 2 shots of vodka, and one Guiness Double Stout. This is srs bizness. Please tell me how awesome I am, and how anyone would want to be around me, and look at me, and bring me funny/crazy things from the interwebs. Please?