A real life one. I'll start. One time, in college, I had a hankering for a fresh coconut, so I harangued my friends into going to the store with me to get one. And by that, I mean I got a bunch of friends together, backseat drove the driver to Giant, and backseat drove the driver back to campus. Before getting back to campus, I spotted a house whose lawn was half covered with drainage ditch sized rocks, about the size of a bowling ball. I shrieked at the driver to stop and directed him (this involved a U turn) to stop in front of the house, whereupon I ran out and stole one of the rocks. We drove to campus, me with my rock in my lap, and the coconut in the lap of a giggling friend. We got back to campus, went directly to our hang out spot, and proceeded to poke out the coconut's eyes with a screwdriver, drain the water out, and smash the coconut with the rock. Our friend who is an animal person (she trains beasties at a zoo, I believe), walked in and was like, "OMG, did I just walk into this school's chimp exhibit!?!"

So that's my story. You go.

ETA: I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER THAT WON'T LET ME SLEEP!!!