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CAPS LOCK FRIDAY - STARTING EARLY

NOW THAT BURT HAS TRAUMATIZED US BY CHANGING HER NAME, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AND WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS EXTRA SPECIAL WEEKEND?

I SURVIVED THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS WHERE NO ONE LISTENED TO THE PROFESSOR SAYING THAT SECTIONS WON'T MEET THIS WEEK AND EVERYONE ASKED ME AFTER CLASS IF WE WERE HAVING SECTION TODAY.

I GOT WORK DONE BUT I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING FOR 5 1/2 HOURS. AFTER LUNCH THERE WILL BE A MEETING, AND THEN ROOT BEER FLOATS WITH LIQUID NITROGEN VANILLA ICE CREAM.

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THEN I WILL WORK ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AND WATCH MY FIRST COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME WHERE BOTH OF THE TEAMS MIGHT BE GOOD.

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