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Catching the bug my husbad had

Upside: He can give me a rough timeline of how things will proceed.

Downside: I now feel bad for thinking it was all in his head.

Upside: We already have all the proper meds in the house!

Downside: No, we don't. I'm married to a medicine hog. He has eaten them all.

Upside: Because I was good to him, he will take this chance to return the favor and baby me.

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Downside: My husband does not know how to make soup, and will try to heal me through the power of Paleo. All I want is Chicken and Stars and crackers.

Upside: Husband is racked with guilt over giving me a bug, so he will be hovering over me while I'm ill.

Downside: Husband is racked with guilt over giving me a bug, so he will be hovering over me while I'm ill.

Upside: I get to play this up for the length of time that my husband was sick.

Downside: I could be sick longer than he was, except that this never happens, because he is as stalward as a cotton ball in a hurricane. So this is 100% upside.

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Addendum:

While looking for 'sick spouse' gifs, I found this lovely.

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What the fuck, Internet?

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