The funniest thing just happened.
I restyled my hair a bit so it's "chunkier" and more of a rock star look. I then picked out a bangin' outfit for tonight, complete with jewelry! I never wear jewelry. So I'm being vain in front of the mirror talking to the cats, like, "I look like a muthafuckin' rock star. I'm so hot. How hot am I, kitties?"
...and then Nyx threw up on the carpet.