If there is one immutable truth about this universe, it's that cats love to be dicks and are really proud of it.
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"HAI I LIKE TO WAKE MOMMY UP AT 6AM BY SITTING ON HER FACE UNTIL SHE NEARLY SUFFOCATES. THEN I WHINE FOR FOOD UNTIL SHE GIVES IN."
What craptacular stunt did your fuzz face pull lately?