In honor of Mick Mulvaney showing up at the CFPB with donuts for an office he has openly insulted but claims to be in charge of, give me some CFPB donut flavors and their names.

Examples:

The Payday Loan: An empty jelly donut (jelly arrives in a separate container a week later).

The Wells Fargo: topped with 20 different kinds of cereal when all you asked for is a plain glazed.

The Louise Linton: limited time only, cake donut covered in gold leaf glaze presented in a leather satchel.