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(Chaperoning the) LAST CHANCE DANCE ZOMG!!11!Eleven!

So I don't think "wearing clothes" and "not looking like you're actually having sex on the dance floor" are things that are too crazy to ask. I know, more the prude me.

And now I am at home nursing a glass of wine and putting a heat pack on my back because my sciatica is acting up. In other news, get off my lawn.


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