"I need a temp to start tomorrow for about a week maybe longer, don't send me anyone terrible. I hate agencies, I hate paying them, I hate people who work for them and I hate being put in the position of having to use once."

That was the woman's monologue after I greeted her simply "Company Name". Oh you sound like a delight to work with. I also definitely want to send one my poor temps to deal with you dragon lady. Seriously we haven't even screwed up and you're already telling us we're terrible.