I busted the stitches in less than 24 hours. I fell down the stairs and naturally caught myself with my wrist and then it was like a murder scene in my house. Now my wrist is stitched back up, glued, gauzed, and taped.
I'm graceful. Like a gazelle.
ETA: Wtf? It's bleeding again. I didn't do anything to make that happen. WHYYYYYYYYY.