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Why yes some old dude did say that to me while “discreetly” checking out my ass as he held the door for me. I was heading into a popular Mexican restaurant in town when I met Creepy McCreepster on his way out. He says to me “You coming in sweetie?”

Motherfucker, I am an almost 27 year old woman and I don’t care if you’re a 70 year old man. I am not your sweetie. Luckily I was wearing sunglasses so he couldn’t see my massive eye roll. Being the properly conditioned woman I am I thanked him for holding the door and as I was walking past him I saw his head swivel the way they always do when they are trying to check out your ass. Then he says “Chivalry isn’t dead; it’s just suffering.” And I kid you not my response was “Oh okay.” And I just kept walking. I also threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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