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Choose Smithwellette's Next Adventure!

As of Thursday morning, I am free to do whatever I want with my life. My life in entertainment will officially be no more and I will be a free agent to write, find odd part time jobs, and do more writing (hopefully for money).

So tell me GT: what should I do first? Seriously, give me some ideas, I'll make a poll, and whatever wins, I'll do and write about. Because apparently, that's what my life is now.


Other burning questions to answer:

1. What DO my cats do all day long?

2. Does this mean my apartment will finally get clean?

3. Am I fabulous enough to rejoin all the retired grannies who do Swimnastics at the local pool?


4. ...I'm not a huge fucking failure...right?

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