Happy December 24th, everyone! What are you up to today and tomorrow? Regardless of what holiday, what is the best present you’ve ever given anyone?

I’m trying to get myself motivated to get up and finish tidying/getting ready to go to GC’s big extended family holiday party. I’m meeting all of them. So many of them. OMG.

I also gave dudecoworker The Last Dab, and then someone else gave him Aardvark hot sauce, and then someone else gave him spicy popcorn. I got a text this morning that said, “RIP my colon.”