Me: OHHH MOM, YOU GOT ME THE COLORS OF NATURE PALETTE, THANK YOU!
Aunt: Colors of NATURE? You don't wear the colors of nature!
Me: Well they're the BRIGHT colors of nature.
Uncle: The colors found in nature's brothel.
Aunt: The colors of nature fucking.
Uncle: Wildlife, you might say.
Me: What's that little book, Keven? What's in it?
Stepdad: It's a Book of Secrets.
Me: Anything about me in there?
Stepdad: You're not a secret.