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Christmas Songs, Ranked

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1. Carol of the Bells

2. The First Nöel

3. The Christmas Song(1)

4. I'll Be Home for Christmas

5. All I Want for Christmas is You(2)

6. Wonderful Christmastime

7. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

8. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas(3)

9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

10. Coventry Carol

11. Santa Baby(4)

12. I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day

13. White Christmas(5)

14. I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm

15. O Come All Ye Faithful

16. Last Christmas

17. (There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays

18. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

19. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

20. Have a Holly Jolly Christmas(6)

21. Christmas Canon

22. Do You Hear What I Hear?

23. Feliz Navidad

24. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

25. O Holy Night

26. Happy Holiday(7)

27. Silver Bells

28. Mele Kelikimaka

29. We Three Kings of Orient Are

30. Santa Claus is Coming to Town(8)

31. Go Tell it On the Mountain

32. Jingle Bell Rock

33. O Little Town of Bethlehem

34. Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12/24

35. Angels We Have Heard on High

36. We Need a Little Christmas

37. Let It Snow

38. The Twelve Days of Christmas

39. Joy to the World

40. Happy Xmas (War is Over)

41. Deck the Halls

42. Good King Wenceslas

43. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

44. Christmas in Hollis

45. Little Saint Nick

46. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

47. We Wish You a Merry Christmas

48. Silent Night

49. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

50. Blue Christmas

51. Sleigh Ride

52. Jingle Bells

53. Christmas in Killarney

54. Winter Wonderland

55. Frosty the Snowman

56. O Tannenbaum

57. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

58. Away in a Manger

59. What Child is This?(9)

60. Slipping and falling on ice

61. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

62. The Bell That Couldn't Jingle

63. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

64. Grown-Up Christmas List

65. Your racist uncle's Christmas dinner conversation

66. Do They Know It's Christmas?

67. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

68. Please Come Home for Christmas(10)

69. A punch in the face

70. Baby, It's Cold Outside(11)

71. Being hit by a car

72. The Little Drummer Boy

(1) Nat King Cole - in fact, just assume Nat King Cole for the most part

(2) Mariah Carey

(3) Perry Como > Bing Crosby

(4) Eartha Kitt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Madonna

(5) Bing Crosby

(6) Burl Ives

(7) Andy Williams

(8) Jackson 5 or Sinatra/Lauper

(9) Only because Greensleeves on its own is so much better

(10) Seriously, fuck the Eagles.

(11) Because rape.


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