I am addicted to the stuff and I do not apologize for it. I cannot function in the morning without it.

So imagine my horror this morning when I found we were out of actual coffee and have been left to make a pot of...

Dun

Dun

Dun

Dunkin Donuts Hazelnut coffee that we got as a part of a crappy grab bag over the holidays.

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I know, I know, my status as a native New Englander (unrelated, why aren't we called "New English"? THINK ABOUT IT) is now in question, but DD coffee tastes consistently as though it's been brewed with isopropyl alcohol.