So the manager is sitting next to me training three new employees now. The two little duckling employees cannot use the meat slicer, the bagel slicer, and one other simple tool I forget because they are under 18.

They also have to sign a form promising to never memorize someone's credit card information. I bet that's an effective deterrent.

You can't smoke, you buy lottery tickets, and you can't slice bagels. Life sucks for teenagers.

** Feel free to make this a thread about your teenage shenanigans **

- I ran a small alcohol bootlegger operation for my friends cause I had the connections to adults.

- I took an passed AP exams because I was a thug.