I was on the phone with my sister and Walligator was barking his head off at something. I said (obviously joking), โ€œI gotta go and beat my dog now. Talk to you later.โ€

10 minutes later I refreshed FaceBook & this was in my feed:

I have never done a search for this thing. WHAT THE HELL???

Talk amongst yourselves about whatever you want. Also, would that thing even work?