I am trying so very very hard to be reasonable and calm and courteous.

BUT WHEN I HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED BETWEEN THREE DIFFERENT DEPARTMENTS AND AM BEING FORCED TO LISTEN TO A MUTILATED MUZAK VERSION OF A BEATLES' SONG AND YOU ARE NOT LETTING ME DO WHAT I NEED TO DO.

/deep breaths.

FUCKING FUCK, AND THEY JUST FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME. WHAT THEFUCKING FUCK.a;lsdkfhasl;kashpdfjm

/rage stroke.