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There's a super hot guy at my gym. I think he's a trainer, so, bonus points. I see him every time I go (I've only been going for two weeks). Every time he walks by I'm like,


Today he was doing squats. It was awesome.In other words, I've met my future husband. Carry on! Here's some Mariah, she can explain it better than me.

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