to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when a GW Bush appointee totes lost her shit over a same-sex couple being briefly featured on a kids’ show that aired on PBS back in 2005. Her name was Margaret Spellings, and she was Dubya’s Education Sec during his 2nd term. Well, she’s now the University of North Carolina’s new President - she got elected to the job by the Board of Rejects last Friday.