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Homey just brought me a slice of cheese pizza, an iced tea, and a cookie because I couldn’t leave my desk for lunch. (I was in a digital queue for Adele tickets—it was important!). I didn’t get the tickets :( but, as I eat my surprise cookie, things don’t look too bad because I literally have the best husband ever.

ETA: Kinja won’t let me star, so please consider your responses starred. :)


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