1. What music are you listening to currently? I am finally, finally starting to get sick of the Hamilton soundtrack. (I know, I cant believe it either.) I’d love to give my music collection a refresh if possible.
2. Give me a problem in your life to solve. I will pull some totally non-expert advice out of my butt, just for you!
3. Do you, in fact, know the muffin man? Please provide an account of how and when you first met and whether he was acting suspicious.
(Possible answers include: yes, no, in a past life, or as part of an extended sequence in a Paula Abdul music video.)
Or, you know. Say whatever you want.