I'm in Target, looking for pirate stuff for a themed run tomorrow (no luck so far) when I came across this:
Two aisles down, this:
Ain't that some shit? Do I talk to a manager? Call the district office? I don't just want to let this stand, but I don't want to give a bunch of grief to a 17-year-old just trying to get through their day that has no say in the matter. Thoughts? Also, if you have ideas on where Target keeps their eye patches and hook hands, they would be greatly appreciated.