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InfectiousGirl just reminded me that I had temporarily forgotten my campaign of terror aimed at her, using pure, weaponized Christopher Walken. Suffice it to say that she's more than a little terrified of him, and I had started to Walken-Bomb her, by which I mean text her pictures of His Royal Walkenness at random intervals. And also to do my impression of him right in her ear as she was falling asleep. I may or may not be a terrible human being, depending on your perspective.

Anyway, she reminded me of it again, so COMMENCE THE ASSAULT.


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