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Complain about your family thread

Or even the family you choose (your friends) thread. It's the holidays, we all spend so much time with people we don't see.

OR How the fuck did I grow up in the same house as you?

Or Even though I love you, some days I find our interactions tedious and unhealthy aka I kinda wanna drown you a little bit.


So what bat shit crazy or annoying stuff has your family already done.

let's see here

1) Dumped off their kids several days in a row and vanished into thin air.

2) Told another family member that it was a 4 year old's responsibility to remember to take their medication. (FYI NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY)

(I believe I mentioned 1 before and we are aware we need to stand up and say no, just working on saying it in a diplomatic way that isn't going to cause an explosion.)

Let's see here positives...

4 year old to me "I'll find you a boyfriend and my parents will get you a new phone."


I never mention needing a boyfriend, but adorable to know that my family must talk about finding me someone in front of super honest children.

"Huh hell must have frozen over because sibling X apologized to me. Explains why my feet are cold." - said another sibling.

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