Yesterday I had a conference call that would have filled the conference call bingo card. We had:

A guy belch

A woman on her other phone

A person who kept dropping

A dog barking

A key person 5 minutes late

Somebody too quiet to hear

Somebody so loud the phone crackled

Long awkward silences

and to take the cake - 5 minutes of casual sexism (wife jokes regarding shopping!)

It was lovely.