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So this was my status today...

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And then someone replied with this...

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(To explain my first sentence: I didn’t know WTF this rando dude was, but then I remembered that my born-again cousin doesn’t have her own FB account and shares her husband’s, though her name is in no way attached to it, so it’s really just his account that he lets her use or whatever... because couples accounts weren’t weird enough...)

Anyway, now she has messaged me a whole thing about how she’s passionate about the mass murder of babies, but she understands my point and that she considers herself “pro-life and pro-punishment” and I’m over here thinking “We saw each other a couple weeks ago for the first time in 20 years and had a nice time, can we just like one another’s children’s pictures and move the fuck on?” At least she had the decency to take it private instead of continuing on my wall?

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Oy. I’m just not going to respond. I have literally nothing to lose not talking to her and furthering the discussion is only going to distract me from important things... like True Detective. I’M NOT FINISHED YET NO SPOILERS, I SWEAR TO GOD DON’T TEST ME ON THIS!

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