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Contemplating Violence

This girl next to me is breathing.

I should know better. I've sat next to her since the class began and every single time thought about committing violence in regards to her nose. Her normal breathing sounds are similar to that of a snorer. Girl sounds like she's got fluid in her lungs.


"Just sit somewhere else next time," you say.

I TELL MYSELF THIS EVERY TIME, but then my OCD starts 'tsking' at me.

What simple normal things drive y'all up the wall?

(I thought of something else: when people don't cap pens. If it has a corresponding cap? CAP IT. If it is a click pen, click it so the pen part is inside the pen. OCD? I has it.)

(Edited to say that y'all have all the feels on things, yo.)

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