Because it's Friday night, and I am a cruel, cruel person who takes way too much pleasure and mirth in photographing my cats in compromising positions, I propose a contest.
I demand only derpiness. NO CUTENESS. Yes, this must be YOUR pet and YOUR* photograph.
I will crown a King or Queen of DERP based on my long history of experience in embarrassing photograph.
There will be a prize.**
* In other words, GIS free zone. I am a harsh contest emcee.
** Approximate worth of prize 1/100th of a cent and my undying love for joining in this hilarious activity.