Because it's Friday night, and I am a cruel, cruel person who takes way too much pleasure and mirth in photographing my cats in compromising positions, I propose a contest.

I demand only derpiness. NO CUTENESS. Yes, this must be YOUR pet and YOUR* photograph.

I will crown a King or Queen of DERP based on my long history of experience in embarrassing photograph.

There will be a prize.**

* In other words, GIS free zone. I am a harsh contest emcee.

** Approximate worth of prize 1/100th of a cent and my undying love for joining in this hilarious activity.