I like when someone sends me a contract that essentially equates to signing away all rights to my work, clearly thinking "Oh she's a nice young lady with an artsy lady brain. She totally won't even notice" when actually I have MAD AIRTIGHT CONTRACT WRITING / REVIEWING SKILLS AND THERE IS NO WAY I'M LETTING THIS SHIT SLIDE, ASSHATS.

Defying expectations: it's fun!

Update: they're adding to / altering the contract. I win.