ETA: Come have pun in the comments! We need vegetable puns for the songs for the fake album for my fake all-girl alt band, Sex Cabbages.
Him: I thinned out the cabbages like you wanted. Some of them were big enough I found children hidden beneath some of the leaves.
Me: (teasing) You do realize that babies don't really come from cabbage patches don't you? If nothing else, the fact that you've actually delivered babies should have taught you that.
Him: It's not my fault you bought sex cabbages!
Me: If I start an all girls alt band, I'm going to call them the Sex Cabbages!
Him: I guess I could be your roadie or something. But, I'm not wearing a t-shirt with Sex Cabbages on it.
Me: What about sweatpants with Sex Cabbages across the butt? Or a hat with our logo on it. It could be a head of cabbage with XXX across the front of it!
Him: It scares me how quickly you came up with that...
Today I sent him this picture and told him it is going to be the cover art on our first album.