Back-story: I wear man deodorant. That shit smells good and keeps me *fresh*
Yesterday I bought some Old Spice Champion, a pack of razors, a pack of polka dotted socks and a flat of water. I get up to the line and the guy says:
"Doing some shopping for the boyfriend today?"
"Nope, this is all for me."
"Oh, I just thought because of the deodorant.."
"Yep, that's mine. I don't like to smell like flowers or beaches."
"....." (major side-eye)
Is it that weird? Do any other ladies wear dude smells? Tell me I'm not alone here.