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Kilobyte: *making strange noises in the shower*

Megabyte: what is he DOING?

Me: I don't know. He's your brother.

Megabyte: no he's not. He's an alien.

Me: really? When did that happen?

Megabyte: right after I sold him to them.

Me: so, you sold your real brother to the aliens and they replaced him with an alien?


Megabyte: sure

Me: what did you get for him?

Megabyte: that microwave.

Me: we really need to work on your negotiating skills.


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