Kilobyte: *making strange noises in the shower*
Megabyte: what is he DOING?
Me: I don't know. He's your brother.
Megabyte: no he's not. He's an alien.
Me: really? When did that happen?
Megabyte: right after I sold him to them.
Me: so, you sold your real brother to the aliens and they replaced him with an alien?
Me: what did you get for him?
Megabyte: that microwave.
Me: we really need to work on your negotiating skills.