...as heard through my window just now:

"YOU A FUCKIN' PSYCHO!!!"

"No, no, I'm fine. You just a male ho."

*vague, mumbly noises of agreement from nearby sidewalk folk. Consensus seems to be that he is, in fact, a male ho*

"YEAH SEE YOU THE HO. YOU THE HO. SHUT UP."

A chorus of "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP"s begin, shouted repeatedly, forever, until the end of time.

Shockingly, I'm not finding my apartment to be particularly conducive to productivity this afternoon.

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ETA: Oh come now. I just checked and, though I initially assumed the sidewalk yellers were high school kids, these people are older than me. YOU ARE ALL GROWN-ASS ADULTS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP YELLING IN FRONT OF MY WINDOW.