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Convince Me To Tweet/Twit/Twat/Whatever

Okay. I have had a Twitter account. I do not get it. I think it's because I have no friends. Be my Twitter friend? I want to do the tweets just like the youngs.

My Twitter name is LaComtesseJamie. Tell me your Twitter name. Is it a called a Twitter name? Shut up, I'm old. Here's the Twitter bird. It delivers Tweets... Or something.

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ETA: I am for some reason being denied my ability to accept followers! GODDAMNIT TWITTER THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

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So if I look like I'm ignoring you, I promise I'm not.

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