Me: Kris (female friend) have decided that we are going to move to England in about 5 years
Me: she was worried about what we would do for money but I will open an office doing US tax work for other American citizens in Europe. That way they can meet face to face with their accountant rather than relying on email or phone.
Me: or we will become escorts. We really haven't decided yet.
Conclusion: he doesn't listen to me