Hello lovely folk. I am drunk.

And there is nothing wrong with that.

Now, I demand that those of you who are cooking wizards give me your easy to make recipes. I mean really fucking easy. As in I don't fucking know what the shit mince means so don't be using your fancy ass jargon with me, ma'am. We eat meat in this household. And we love gluten and nuts and penicillin and latex and whatever else people have allergies to.

So give them to me. Because I want to try this shit.

ETA: Whosits, this is your fault.