Where can I get one?! Preferably ASAP. For Halloween I was going to be a classist moron asshole and this would be an ideal accessory.

Extra LOLpoints for your bro shades and massive cup of alcohol. So funny! <3

I kinda wanna 'right swipe' (like back so that we can chat) this guy so I can call him out. But I know that will be ineffective. He has an incurable case of chronic douchebag, no need to waste my time.