Phew.

I was just subjected to a Pittsburgher pop quiz. Maddow was talking about the Ohio river and the missus turned to me and said "So. What ARE the three rivers?"

Me: Ogodogod, "Um, the Monongahela and the other one converge to form the Ohio..."

Her: *piercing stare*

Me: "ALLEGHENY! THE ALLEGHENY!"

Her: "That is correct."




/bullet dodged

/will live to fight another day