The Obama Administration has ignored the will of the American people yet again, this time refusing to comment on a petition demanding the deportation of one Justin Bieber.

Not only does the administration blatantly disregard the concerns of the people it claims to represent, it turns this terribly important petition into a platform for advocating immigration reform, to include a path for citizenship. This leads one to imagine a nightmare scenario where we will no longer be able to solely blame Canada for Justin Bieber's antics.


From the response:

Thanks for your petition. While we weren't able to address your direct concerns about Mr. Bieber, we hope you believe your We the People experience was a positive one.

As if, Mr. President. Enjoy your future, America.