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Crafting for Adults 101

Being a grown up man. Like I know as an adult I get to do the stuff I want. No one is telling me not to make a:

Lobster hat. But then I think- where could I WEAR a lobster hat?

or the Fightin Words pattern I purchased. I can’t show up to a funeral with superhero mitts on. So I end up sticking all these SUPER FUN patterns into my Ravelry library (I have like two thousand patterns just sitting, waiting, watching)


Anyhow. It just really sucks that when you finally have the freedom to wear whatever you want to, you can’t because grown up life demands grown up clothes and that sucks. That sucks so hard you guys.

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