So I created a Nextdoor account because I heard it was a good source for drama (drama keeps me young), and so far it has been nonstop crazy.*

Mostly, it’s a lot of missing cats (sad), car break-ins (sad, but don’t leave shit in your car) and reports of “suspicious” people in the neighborhood.

The strangest thing I’ve seen so far was an older gentleman selling life-size dolls in various getups. One was wearing a mermaid costume and he had captioned it: “I’m sure your child needs this.” Yikes.

*Not really, but I am easily entertained.